I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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