I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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