hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
