i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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