I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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