elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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