Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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