A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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