The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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