I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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