dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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