Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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