More tranny stories later!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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