i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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