My balls are so social today.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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