Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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