Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
dude. I can hear the air.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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