There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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