Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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