I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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