wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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