in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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