Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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