People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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