Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
