Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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