And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
