Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
tell me about the fingering
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