Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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