shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
