Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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