i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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