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Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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