we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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