Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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