I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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