Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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