idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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