sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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