You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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