ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
