Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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