Kiss
Puke
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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