I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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