i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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