i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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