Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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