About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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