I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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