This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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