is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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