Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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