I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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