Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
As shirtless as possible
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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