Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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